Monthly Archives: March 2015

Yoga and Meditation Jokes

Three Yogis are doing meditative in a remote cave. One day a sound is heard from outside the cave. After about six months, one of the yogis says, “Did you hear that goat?” Once again, there was silence. About a year later, one of the other Yogis says, “That wasn’t a goat; it was a mule.” Again, there was silence. About two years later the third yogi says, “If you two don’t stop arguing, I’m leaving.”


Four monks agreed to meditate in silence for a week and to not speak a single word. On the first day, they all maintained silence. But as darkness fell, the flame of their singular candle began to flicker. “Oh, the flame is going out, said one monk. “Eh, we should not speak a single word, said the second monk. “Why do you two want to speak? said the third monk “Ha! I am the only one who did not talk! said the fourth monk.


A group of bats, hanging from the ceiling of a cave, discover a single bat STANDING upright below them on the floor of the cave. Surprised by this unusual behavior, they ask, “What’s wrong with you? What are you doing down there?” The standing bat answers, “Yoga!”


Two men meet on the street.
One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?”
The other one replies: “I’m fine, thanks.”
“And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?”
“Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.”
“Meditating? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But it’s better than sitting around and doing nothing!”

Money – Solution to Your Problem

God Fathers Cash for Gold

There are times in our life when things go out of hand and we realize the only way to solve the problems we are facing is if we have money.

For instance, flood came in and wrecked your home or you totaled your car or your kid got hurt and had to go to the hospital. If you have money, you can easily repair your house or fix your car or give your kid the best medical treatment he or she deserves. Unfortunately, there are times when we can’t have these problems solved because it is either we are zero on funds or we just don’t have enough money. So what should we do, especially if our pay day is still days away?

Well, you can always get a loan or you can borrow money from your friends or find a different way to get money by selling some things you don’t need. You can also go to a pawnshop or consider where to sell gold. If you have a kind boss, you can also ask for monetary assistance. And if you are resourceful enough, you can find other ways that would help you have the funds you need to solve your problem.

Indeed, having money can solve a lot of possible problems we may face in this world. But we should forget that having money can also cause your problem. The best example for this would be the rich and the members of the upper class. No matter how much money they have, they can still have problems because they just have plenty of money.